She Doesn't Give Me The Time of Day

"dude, that girl in my writing class is so damn cute and nice... how to go to the "next level/step"? Fuck, why am I asking YOU? oh, right..."

You little fucker. You go on to say that she forbade you get her a Valentine's Day gift?

Let me tell you something: bitches are greedy and love it when you give them stuff. She totally wants a Valentine's Day gift; just not the YOU that comes attached. She's really not down for you, dude.

This is the fourth time you've gotten a crush on her? This is the same crush, buddy; why lie to yourself? I get that you don't want to admit you've been bonering for her 19 months STRAIGHT. Breaking it up into four sections is bullshit. Maybe you got distracted for a while; but it's the same crush.

So, we're back to the real question: What can you do to get this girl in your bed?

Probably nothing. In my case, I find that ignoring a girl for a few years opens the possibility of her later returning to my life so that I can THEN have sex with her.

It's happened more times than you'd believe.

It's really your only hope. I mean, if you can't rufie her or something.

POST SCRIPTUM:

I fail to see how you describe a girl who disses you, as "nice." Polite, perhaps.