My Dear @cl0wnzee
I don't know why there's a "haha" at the end of that question: becoming the biggest pervert ever is serious business.
The first thing you're going to need to do is convince the few friends you have, the people who actually know you're nothing more than a novice pervert, that they need to back you up on this project. Once you have them on your side the rest should be relatively straightforward.
First, buy a shoulder bag that up until now you haven't shown any need for. Try to make it loud enough to get people's attention, but not so obvious that they'll be absolutely sure you haven't been carrying it around all along.
Now that you have the bag, LOAD IT UP. I suggest these items for starters. A dolphin Beanie Babie; two large bottles of Super Glue; a biography on Bob Crane, a small dog collar (attached to a large dog, if at all possible); a 3-4 foot nylon cord with loops at the ends, a small can of Crisco cooking oil; a Swiss Army Knife (WITH the spoon); and a roll of duct tape.
The next step is to recruit your friends into telling stories of your foul sexual activities to the other students and school staff. REMEMBER: The fewer of these stories involving humans of anything near the age of consent, the better.
Get caught coming out of the girls' room at school, nervously dropping a bloody tampon while muttering, "Here we go again." Then pick up the tampon and put it into your man-purse as you whisper the words, "Almost got away from me didn't you, sexy?"
In any class where something of a sexual nature comes up, be sure to always ask the teacher, "But, that's okay to do, right?"
At lunchtime you should sit by yourself (which I'm sure you're used to by now), and lay out the contents of the shoulder bag in front of you as neatly as possible. Then just sit there licking your lips until the end of lunch period. You may also want to look up to smile at passers-by from time to time.
Well, that should be a good start for you. If you still aren't getting the response you desire, try fucking an animal.
Good luck!
